“Hookah hooligan hok”

Films: Evil Bong (2006), Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009), Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong (2011), Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong (2013), Evil Bong 420 (2015), Evil Bong High-5! (2016), Evil Bong 666 (2017), Evil Bong 777 (2017)

Alias: Eebee, King Bong, Planet Bong

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized Area/Haunted home/Eldritch location/Jungle

Height/Weight: That of average bongs.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Ah, bongs. The cornerstone of getting absolutely baked. To us, it sounds like the most backhanded attempt at self-pleasure aside from drugs and alcohol. But some people do it for a living, and there's not much we can do. Still, at least no one has a malevolent version in their house...as far as we know.

History: How this malevolent hookah known as Eebee managed to get possessed by voodoo magic will forever remain a mystery. All we know is that this sapient smoker has one goal in mind: get the whole world stoned, turn the air into pot smoke, and the oceans into bong water. In other words, remake the Earth. To do this, it lets people smoke her, then transports them into an alternate world filled with deadly strippers and even some other Full Moon villains. Eebee grows in power with every soul she takes from the reckless and the baked.

Notable Kills: Off the top of our heads, anytime a person is killed by the demonic strippers.

Final Fate: Almost every time Eebee shows up, it is thwarted in one way or another. Even when stronger demon bongs, or even alien bongs show up, things usually slide more into comedy than horror. Hell, sometimes people go to the bong herself for her help when things get crazy, like with the alien bongs from Planet Bong (yes...that happened) and the Gingerdead Man himself. But alas, this franchise, like the Puppet Master series, is such a cockroach of a film series that you just sort of stop caring.

Powers/Abilities: Can transport baked people into her dimension of surreal horrors, as well as use her pot smoke to knock people out. Also, the more souls she has, the stronger she becomes.

Weakness: Heavy artillery, just not being used.

Scariness Factor: 3-In theory, a smoker that can trap you in an ironic violent Hell based on pure desire should be really scary. But Eebee, aside from looking hilariously fake, relies too much on the ignorance of stoners to be a true threat. Any sane man who even knew a bit about this bong would just throw her in the trash. But for what it's worth, people die but stupidity is forever, so Eebee will have plenty more opportunities to strike back.

Trivia: -Eebee's voice is provided in all movies by Michelle Mais. It is perhaps her only significant role in her career. Tragic.

-The usage of bongs dates all the way back to the Ming Dynasty. People have been smoking out of pipes for millennia. The means have included water pipes made of either bamboo or metal.


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A trip that JUST WON'T END!


Even stoned, this is unbearable.

When out of ideas, go to space!

Fall into the pits! GET OUT OF CINEMA!

There's nothing but hatred at how much she's been overused.
If only it ended this way.



It's only madness that this was allowed to go on.


Welcome to your permanet residence, guys.
The spirit of mediocrity lives within this thing.

Why I don't go to stripper joints...after that Titty Twister incident.

Sad to be worshipping this, really.

Eh. Still a creative design...if you're Jiren the Gray.

"Our name is Legion...for we are overused."

What happens in Vegas should really stay in the Cutting Room Floor.
Imagine if all three were literally recycled.

Just use a chainsaw and you never have the same problem twice!

A match made in idiocy.

This party got out of hand WAY too quickly.

Pretty honest, I bet.


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