“Gore, probing, and you”

Films: Evil Aliens (2005)

Alias: None

Type: Alien

Location: Civilized Area/Eldritch location

Height/Weight: Slightly larger than that of average humans.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Some aliens just live for mankind's misery. Or any race's misery, for that matter. But we have a funny way of delivering that misery back a thousand fold is the invaders go too far with their shenanigans.

History: A particularly sadistic breed of intelligent humanoids, these beings from another world came to Scalleum, Wales to indulge in murder, probing, and even violent impregnation. Perfect stuff for a crackpot TV crew to document and perhaps even repel...yeah, we're probably screwed.

Notable Kills: The absolutely vile birth of an adult alien, one impaling/ripping arms off of/decapitating/gouging a person in one go, another getting the Cannibal Holocaust treatment...and that's not even getting into how the HUMANS kill most of these beings off.

Final Fate: After much ultra-violent gore from both sides, the aliens are defeated when the main ship is shot down by makeshift ammo and sent crashing into a mountainside. The evidence is destroyed though, and back on the aliens' home planet, the whole event is retold through a rather mean-spirited intergalactic talk show. Not so different, are we...?

Powers/Abilities: The aliens can emerge from people fully grown if a person is impregnated with them. They also have tendrils in their hands that act as whips, as well as all sorts of weaponry and strength.

Weakness: The air on Earth is toxic to them for the most part, though conventional means will do just fine.

Scariness Factor: 4-Forget the occasionally offbeat special effects, these are the last aliens you ever want to encounter in the open! Aside from remarkably intimidating and cool armor designs, these guys are absolute sadists, taking visceral joy in tearing their foes apart one way or another, or just brutally torturing them. Of course, sometimes one must pay evil unto evil, and thus we got one of the bloodiest alien/human massacres to date.

Trivia: -This film was directed by Jake West, who seemed to have a thing for the comedically obscene and gory, if his filmography is concerned.

-Filming was done on a farm in Cambridgeshire, East of England.


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If they call a certain Golden Demise, then praying won't help.

Huh. That blurb's actually kinda new.
They even have cool helmets. WE'RE SCREWED!

Yeah, uh...no comment.

"Who's bright idea was this anyhow?!"
You don't want to know where that head came from.

Uh...hot?
"Ugh. The brain does stay active even after decapitation. Just kill me."

Screw it. This species is DOOMED.


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