“Halfway to nowhere”

Films: The Halfway Houes (2004)

Alias: The Lord of Fangs

Type: Mystical

Location: Haunted home

Height/Weight: Twice that of an average African Elephant.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Doomsday cults, death cults, monster cults, all the same. They tend to have more fanaticism than brains, and more times than not, that devotion is coming from a major gripe with reality. Either way, it's bad news for an all-girls house here. One that's halfway gone insane.

History: Long ago, a book was stolen from a Massachusetts university. That book was the Necronomicon, and the thief was Sister Cecilia, a nun driven mad by a gangrape of 13 students of hers. Now, she resides at the Mary Magdalene Halfway House for Troubled Girls, practicing the book's dark arts, and in the process, summoning a horrific eldritch demon known as the Lord of the Fangs. From there, Cecilia has been offering human sacrifices to empower and one day breed with the Lord, and become concubine to the new ruler of this Earth.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After eating Cecilia despite all she had done for him, the Lord of the Fangs gets blown up when one of the girls shoots a gasoline tank in its mouth. However, it is soon shown that either it is not dead yet, or there is another Lord looking to pick up the pieces...

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Heavy artillery.

Scariness Factor: 2-Despite supposedly having the powers of a God, and having the size and ugliness to match, there's not much that makes the ruler of Halfway House more than just a glorified Halloween prop. The only thing this thing's good for is thinly concealed tentacle fetishes.

Trivia: -For those wondering, Mary Magdalene was a traveling companion to Jesus Christ, and bore witness to his crucifixion and ressurection.

-This film was directed by Kenneth J. Hall, who has a long LONG history of working on the writing and special effects of several b-movies, including making the dinosaurs for "Carnosaur".


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"You need a bigger door!"
Their first date was a special kind of Hell.
Good luck staying an evil nun when the tentacles come.


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