“Oh Lordi, what have we now?”

Films: Dark Floors (2008)

Alias: None

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: The nightmare hospital is a frequent spot for your daily rampages and killings at the hands of psychotics. But now, it's not looney patients doing the job. It's something far more sinister.

History: There's something peculiar about Sarah, that autistic child confined to wheelchair. In truth, this girl has been reliving the demise of her father at the hands of evil demons for some time, and the constant loops have left her a wreck. Now, we show you just one of them.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After many have died at the hands of the demons, Sarah finally decides to let go, and becomes a grand beacon of light to banish the demons forever.

Powers/Abilities: Manipulation of reality, the ability to create loops in time. One of them has a scream that can shatter eardrums, and all of them are immune to bullets.

Weakness: Beings/actions of holiness.

Scariness Factor: 4-We admit, most of these demon designs are legit, even if they're a bit more fit to be for a death metal Halloween party. But the worst part is that they targeted a little girl to torment for all time. Jerks!

Trivia: -This film stars the members of Lordi as the demons. Lordi, a Finnish rock band, actually performs looking like the beasts you see, and they even won the Eurovision song contest of 2006.

-This film's hospital is actually the largest set made for any Finish film thus far.


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So is the ROCK! And hopefully a lightswitch.

"Can I go solo now?"

Oh, look. The Grim Reaper's fratboy brother.
Okay, that's a bit too much light.

Which would be...every floor, really.

"Room for one more?"

Where's an exorcist when you need it?!

The ghost of this band's heckler!
The beard is here too.


They're the fans that actually tried to do some metal tricks, like spitting fire.


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