“Drive-thru your chest”

Films: Drive-Thru (2007)

Alias: Archie Benjamin

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Fast-food restaurants are called that for a reason. You come, and in less than an hour most of the time, you go. But this time, you won't be leaving any time soon. Why? Because you could die.

History: The heir of the Hella Burger chain restaurant in Blanca Carne, Florida, Archie Benjamin spent most of his time being awkward and staring in his father's commercials. But then one day, a bunch of teens pulled a prank on him that resulted in his death by fire. But in truth, he did not stay dead. He came back dressed up as Horny the Clown, the restaurant's mascot, and began killing the kids of those who led him to his demise.

Notable Kills: Deep fries a guy's face off, microwaves a girl's head, and slices a man's head's upper half off.

Final Fate: The last teen remaining manages to kill Horny by blowing a birthday candle so that it once again sets the killer on fire. However, before then, he had already possessed a teen named Fisher so that when he recovers, he becomes the next Horny.

Powers/Abilities: If Horny looks at you with his regular eyes, you will be possessed by him should he die.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 4-The freaky costume is bad enough. But Horny here has no scruples to speak of. Sure, most of his victims are absolute white trash, but damn, they go out gruesomely. This is why we don't have Ronald McDonald's in every single restaurant, folks.

Trivia: -There is a cameo in this film by Morgan Spurlock, the maker of the great big lie that was "Super Size Me". Seriously, they showed that dreck in schools?! He was vegan before he took that diet!

-Horny's antics could be based off of Paul Dennis Reid Jr., who was infamous for killing seven people during three consecutive restaurant robberies, earning him the title of Fast Food Killer.


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