“Gang-banged again”

Films: The Last House on the Left (2009)

Alias: Krug Stillo, Justin Stillo, Francis, Sadie

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Good (Justin), Evil (the rest)

Summary: Remember when we documented the awful actions and deserving demises of a gang of worthless convicts? Well, it's happening again, and while things aren't looking as bad as they used to be, it's still a ride of blood and terror.

History: Krug and his gang, his reluctant son Justin included, were a bunch of fugitives living in the middle of nowhere and killing whoever came into their line of sight. Justin happens to invite two girls over to do drugs, and in retaliation, Krug decides to have the two killed. Things spiral downhill from there.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: This time around, one girl survives, and Justin is happy to let her parents in on what's going on. From there, Justin joins the good guys as they kill Krug's gang, with Francis and Sadie dying mundane deaths while Krug gets bound and paralyzed as his head is about to be obliterated by the heat of a microwave...

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-They aren't quite as sadistic and violent as their 70s counterparts, but they are still killers at heart. Justin is someone we can only pity while the rest are just sleazy murderers, with Krug being more unhinged than he's ever been. Just try to hear him say something coherent when he gets mad.

Trivia: -An early script actually had supernatural elements to it, but this was scrapped for obvious reasons.

-The early drafts for this film were not easy to make, as the crew struggled to find a way to handle the Stillo family's screen time, the fate of one of the girls, and overall how to tone down the extreme original.


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The answer might surprise you!

Should have taken that left turn from the territory of the Blair Witch.

This vacation, in a word, sucks.
How did she get all the way back? Guess the gators owed her one.

The scavengers will lick her clean. The group here will just be picked off uncleanly.

A riteous Microwave Massacre.


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