“The true Blood Emperor”

Films: Supercroc (2007)

Alias: None

Type: Ancient

Location: Lake/Forest/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: Twice that of a bus.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: It was only a matter of time before someone finally decided to put one of the largest crocodilians ever to film. Trouble is, it was the Asylum that did it. And now we have to put up with a croc that simply cannot be taken down so easily.

History: Awakened from a very long slumber, this sarcosuchus was quick to start laying eggs in the woods near Los Angeles. The army was quick to respond, but by that point, the giant beast was fancying more populated areas. It needed to be stopped before it could cause too much havoc.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Eventually, a few soldiers manage to trick the sarcosuchus into standing right above explosives that blow its soft underside to kingdom come. But while the eggs are reduced to fried yolk, there is at least one hatching in a dumpster...

Powers/Abilities: Judging by how often it lays eggs, this sarcosuchus must be able to self-fertilize. That, or it might have been village bicycle 112 million years ago. It also has a very resilient hide.

Weakness: It's underside, heavy artillery.

Scariness Factor: 3-It's a giant crocodile that can take gunfire, how could it not be scarier? Simple. Low-grade CGI. Christ, is this how it's gonna be?! Otherwise cool ideas undermined by overreliance on digital creations?

Trivia: -Although it is in Los Angeles in this film, remains of Sarcosuchus have only been found in Africa and South America. How the beast got all the way to the northwest is anyone's guess.

-For those wondering, this film was meant as a mockbuster to "Primeval". Well, at least they didn't try and pull a spin on that film's title.


Image Gallery


And she's ready to party in a slow and lumbering way!

Terror happen. Croc jump out of water. It very scary. See where we're going with this?


"How do you eat this again?"
Because Dinocroc was taken already. We get that.

Like an idiot cameraman to water (if anybody remembers that video).

Four stories tall, my tail!

"Down girl! DOWN!"

Seems our croc and her mate have practiced the multiplication table.

Nothing like a trip across Venice Beach (or wherever) to calm the nerves.



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