Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Neutral



Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate:

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor:


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You're already humming the theme, are you?

As if he was able to get near a building to achieve this.

"I am the first of-oh, hey, what would happen if I snapped this in half?"

"Hey, Donald Trump! Take a goooood look at this wall!"

So much for that wall, guys. Just rub salt in the wound.

What you see before you is nothing but part of a collective hallucination.

"Not my fault you went for a seaside resort before we fell!"

"CRAP! We're late for the film! Why are we even here?!"

Try imagining cleaning ALL those damn things.

Awesome, but try not to slip.

Also, great with kids!

Slattern's victory, if only.

Jared Fogle in kaiju form.

"No, it's not LeatherHEAD. Stop doing that."

They should teach shots like this in film scho-No, I will not indulge in that meme.

Bojack Horseman, NO!

He just woke up to a nightmare of the film industry's making.

Characters that proceed unfortunate events.

A Cruel Angel's Thesis intensifies.

"Joke about my face ONE MORE TIME..."

Cue the big lug getting distracted by the new feeling of snow.

Mom of the year, if you forget she brought her developing child into a warzone.

This is coming out of their pay, isn't it?

It was in this brief moment for Knifehead to think about his life.


Cue the tears of kaiju fans everywhere.

Awesome Vs. Bland. Two sides of an awful film.

"General Kenobi..."

"What are we even doing with our lives?"
A sign of things to come.

Oh, yeah, there are other Jeagers.


Hubba hubba!

"Hey, I'm in this movie."

"I'm also in this movie."

Oh, hey, imperialists. How was Independence Day?

Say what you will, but this was long time coming.

Preperations for the world's biggest pool party.