Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
Remember that God's Mouth creepypasta? YOU'RE LIVING IT.
Were we even watching the same film?
Go back to the metal album cover you came from.
Seriously, were we?
Hippos were bad enough on their own!
Imagine all the dirt going into there.
"Frown you sonuva..."
It's all bad Syfy fun and games until a monster unleashes a powerful roar like that...