Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
The worst kind of grafitti.
A glipse at what WILL be.
Oh, my God! What's wrong wtih your face, kid?!
Some film reels deserve to burn.
"So much for that tomato sauce blender."
An emo alien's crop circle?
If you have, we have some bad news.
Thankfully, not a found-footage film, per say.
"Your browser history. It's scarier than even me."
You don't want to see that film...
He needs an adult...
Not much. Watch until the end.
Say Cheese and Die...by meeting HIM.
"You are all MY children now."
You REALLY don't want to see that film.