Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
Nice hiding spot. Try the fridge next time.
Family is family, after all.
The mire of man's own making.
Looks you can trust...right up until the awful truth.
Cravings are nothing to scoff at.
"Get me a huge salt shaker!"
Lovely contrast, right? If you're Dr. Giggles, yes.