Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
We're referring to profesional filmmaking.
The photographer couldn't stop laughing.
Complete with a stupid hand-puppet.
[Insert Kazoo noise]
You're not even trying!
A refugee from Dinosaur Hell?
It'll be nowhere near as cool as this!
When in doubt, go the way of celluloid cavemen.