“Attack of the B-Movies”

Films: Chillerama (2011)

Alias: Wadzilla, Werebears (Ricky, Butch, etc.), Anne Frankenstein, the zombies

Type: Mutant (Wadzilla, Zombies), Man-made (Anne Frankenstein), Mystical (Werebears)

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: Ranges from that of average humans to that of the Statue of Liberty.

Affiliation: Good (Anne Frankenstein), Neutral (Wadzilla, Werebears, zombies)

Summary: Ah, the wonderful world of parody films. When it comes to the horror genre, it is a very hard thing to pull off. Mainly because there are only so many times one can say "that's not as funny as you thought it would be". Indeed, a lot of parodies seem to veer off into the kind of guff that "South Park" would indulge in.

History: At a drive-in, three films and a shorter one are being shown to the public. The first involves a man who, after being tested with an experimental sperm amplifier, produces one that grows at a rapid pace while developing a bloodlust, as well as a story of a teen infected with a curse that turns him into a gay Werebear, and a tale of Adolf Hitler sewing together Jewish body parts to create a new super soldier. Oh, and there's a zombie apocalypse waiting to happen in the drive-in.

Notable Kills: Anne Frankenstein chokes someone with a dreidel. Also, see Final Fate.

Final Fate: Wadzilla is blown up by an air strike, the werebears are still at large, Anne Frankenstein smacks Hitler's head off with his own arm, and the drive-in is overrun by zombies, the couple in a car being the only survivors. But even that's shown to be all part of a show seen in a more modern theater, who applaud everything that came before.

Powers/Abilities: If bitten by a Werebear, you become one, and transform during times of high sexual frustration. The zombies have an infectious bite too.

Weakness: Heavy artillery for the bigger creatures, conventional means for the others.

Scariness Factor: 2.5-A lot of blood is spilled by these creatures, that much is certain. But alas, the effects and the premises are so absurd that one can't help but scoff at them. There's a giant sperm, a barely convincing gay stereotype, a patchwork man who hates Nazis, and some admittingly violent zombies. Overall, this is not meant to be taken seriously or be scared of.

Trivia: -The makers of the Werebear segment ran into some rather stupid trouble when they tried to sell an autographed frame from it on Ebay, only for the site to ban them because the pic was too horny apparently (it was just a guy in his underpants). After becoming fed up with the site's odd standards, the director just sold it himself, encouraging people to mock the situation.

-Wadzilla was brought to life by the Chiodo Brothers, the very same trio that made the Killer Klowns from Outer Space, among other creatures.


Image Gallery


Out of the screen and into your sanity.


"I am a shadow, the true self."

"Want...more...popcorn?"
You might as well nuke the drive-in after this.

Chester A. Bum's fate.

Not Wolfman Jack's proudest moment.

Love in the time of zombies.
Can't pretend there was no dedication here.


We...are at a loss for words.

"Make a 'getting wet' joke and I'll..."

28 Films Later.


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