“This act blows”

Films: Clownado (2019)

Alias: Various, notably Big Ronnie, Chuckles, Satchel, Wizzo, Shrinky Dink, and Boppo

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: As if a whole twister full of angry sharks wasn't enough, we now have quite possibly the worst of them all. That is, a towering pillar of swirling air that also happens to be a transportation for demonic carnies.

History: There's a small circus in the countryside that dabbles in sex and violence. Leading the clown posse is Big Ronnie, and his depravity knows no bounds. But these clowns are soon given limitless power when they become one with a particularly huge tornado. It is what allows them to go around town, killing everyone in horrific ways.

Notable Kills: Chuckles' idea of a decapitation is…not pretty.

Final Fate: In the end, the whole tornado is blown up by a gas explosion, incinerating the clowns. Big Ronnie and Chuckles are the sole survivors. Then the latter gets run over and the former gets his head shot into confetti by his beleaguered former assistant.

Powers/Abilities: Can teleport via the tornado.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 4-First of all, they are powered by a tornado that outdoes anything the mid-west has ever seen. But even without the natural disaster at their beck and call, these clowns are awful jokers that use their humor as an excuse to brutally maim people. That or sexually harass them. They kind of suck.

Trivia: -Nothing much else to say.

-Nope. Nothing.

Image Gallery

Just when you thought they only had sharks to their name.

Insane Clown Impossse.
They all blow down here.

Anyone else getting Clownhouse flashbacks? It's a VERY uncomfortable memory.

The loan shark just took up a new fashion choice.
Joker's kiddie years.