With this noose, a nightmare starts FOR YEARS. "Something smells funny." Her eyes were filled with rasberry jam. Pregnant and with a devil doll. Kinda like matches and kerosene. Here we go again! Upon ringing the crooked bell, his crooked life SPIRALED into a crooked Hell! Anyone else expecting Samara? "Give me top billing or I throw this franchise down the drain!" Oh, you've gotta be...
GO NUTS, AT THIS POINT!
She likes the attention. "GIMME YOUR UTERUS!"Here we go again AGAIN!
You sure you don't wanna invest in flashlights next time? THE POWER OF DEMONIC KOOL-AID! RIGHT off the starting gate, this spin-off. One-sided staring contest, go! In films like this, GOD CAN'T HELP YOU...at least, until the climax. Crookedly dapper! This is gonna throttle the rent, these holes.
Into the mouth of blandness.
All rehash and no play makes Annabelle a dull girl. Maybe the demon likes the transport options of this doll. The heartwarming tale of two kids and...wait a minute. Might want to get your eyeliner checked.
"See you in a bajillion movies." "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! Oh, and invest in better clothes."
"Demons should never appear in horror films? ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF." I figured a Nosferatu was next in line. Trapped audience, Valak. Valak, trapped audience.
"I want fuit gummy! GIMME FUIT GUMMY!"
Valak, get your face checked already.
"SCRAPING AT THE DOOR! HE'S SCRAPING AT THE DOOR!" ¿Es esto lo mejor que puedes hacer? "Could somebody move this hood up? This was a bad fashion choice.
No closet action here. Just terror.
Demon-man! Demon-man! Does whatever a demon can!
Worst British teeth ever.
FEEL THE TERROR OF PHOTOSHOP! Say what you will, but he/she's got a look that could kill an army. What do you get when you cross a great white with Mother Superior? All that's missing is Valak's mug showing up. "I'm also here! Now, could somebody hand me some REAL change?" Well, we WERE close to Halloween. I think. I don't even care.