Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
Given he had an army of the dead help him destroy the One Ring, at one point...
Those aren't intenstines! They're, uh, sausages!
We needed these after World War Z.
This is America.
The creed of every jackass parent!
"Eat the janitors instead."
I think you just answered your own question.
Repressed anger, much?
Good luck getting this sight of your head.