Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
Planet Earth: The Season where we all die.
Remember, folks. Aliens can just nuke us from above.
In all of its derivative glory.
Throw a bunch of marbles at jets and see what happens.
RIGHT after the aliens!
No love-boats? That would have made this date perfect.