Technology marches on, and Jumanji just conquers. Kevin Hart's detractors have finally gotten the best of him. Remember that remake of A Sound of Thunder? Meet the Netflix remake of that one scene. A movie all about them? Sign me up.
And the croc played by King K. Rool. See...Dwayne Johnson beat up animals! Wait, somebody remove that tagli- The tragic fate of Diego the Explorer. So, they got Sabor from Tarzan on the line.
Go back to the remnants of Game of Thrones, whoever you are. The Jungle Gym from Hell.
I'd worry more about the oversized hippo over there. China, quit tightening the chains over our cinema, okay? From stuffy British madman to the Corpse of Bugs that Walks. "Zoology, bitch!" Actual quote, yes. Quit interuptting the Eskimo kiss, guys! You should be asking who's bright idea was it to mix an ostrich with a Cassowary anyway? Rafiki's crackhead family.
Come for the wildlife that didn't make it into the film. She's not over that time she was an accessory to that robbery decades ago. "You shall watch Nacho Libre for all eternity for your transgressions against me!"