Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Neutral



Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate:

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor:


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You could tell the spark of hatred was there.

Think Ren's backstory from Ren and Stimpy...only tamer.

You could play Jake Paul in this aviary and have the same effect.

She just realized he wanted her in a Tik-Tok video.

Nothing lasts forever.

Our heroes Vs. the critics.

There's really no prey too insignifigant.

"Something tells me our priorites aren't right here."

"What is this?! This wasn't the dynamic reveal I was promised!"

(Seconds later) FBI! OPEN UP!

Queen claims King.
There's your money shot, movie.

Welcome to the true Dinosaur Hell.


Star-Lord vs. the Scientific Inaccuracy to top them all.

"I gave you popsicles!" "Those were tofu pops, boss."

But the stars remain...for a bit longer.

He just raided the derelict salad bar.

Chili night goes horribly wrong.

Every hero has to start off somewhere.

"Bicycle kick!"

The next Surfs Up sequel didn't exactly end well for anybody.
Just when we couldn't think of other ways to reduce the shark population.

A crowd pleaser! Feeding endangered species to almost extinct ones!

One's possible punching bag is another's food.

So, that's the horrible fate of Woodstock's ancestor.

"WHAT third movie?!"

Nothing remains but humiliation for any idiotic humans. Of which there is a lot.

For a TRUE Carnosaur remake!

"I'm seeing that Pachyrhinosaurus and you're not stopping our love!"

"See you, suckers!"

"Don't lie, critics. You like me no matter what."

Didn't I just make a Cerotopisan/Blue related joke?
Blue, you might want to run. They just booted up the Stargate!

"Notice us, senpai!"

Please don't use any of these examples for that tired Woman Drivers joke.

Enjoy it while you can. Do you feel something rumbling?

So is Pratt's reputation. Don't lie.

Featuring the All-Star cast (minus one particular hybrid).

"Wait, how DID I get here?"

All Dinosaurs Go to Heaven. Please God, let them...

With this, Hammer Producitons revives!

Peter Griffin's neighborhood is far from prepared.