For he is ALWAYS watching. For Christmas, you get a toothbrush.
And suddenly, the roof caves. "We are Krampus' elves! You are stuck in Hell!"
"Which way to Mars? Santa owes me one." Farquaad's last known sight. The rejected Care Bear, everybody. "No, I don't give out ponies to the girls that proved to be good. Too expensive for mere mortals."
There goes my vore fetish. Cue a Betty Boop song because we need some levity.