Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
Because the amount of dust bunnies could seriously anger any giant arachnids.
Or, really, straddles it around and sees what works.
I think she thought this was a bunk-bed.
"World's ugliest football, am I right?!"
If you can see her coming, we have bad news...