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Films: Manborg (2011)

Alias: None

Type: Man-Made

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Good

Summary: Okay, so picture this. The one thing standing between us and total annihilation from the legions of Hell is a superpowered human who will gleefully rip and tear until it is done. No, this is not the legacy of the Doom Slayer. This is the tragedy of Manborg.

History: After a portal to Hell was opened, the ruler named Count Draculon took over Earth with his legion of Nazi vampires. One person he killed, however, was repaired by the same doctor who started this mess in the first place, and made into the mighty Manborg! Together with an Aussie gungslinger, that guy's sister, and a kung-fu master voiced by Kyle Herbert named #1 Man, Manborg will be our last defense in the arenas of Count Draculon.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Manborg and Draculon's final fight ends with the latter dead, but Manborg sacrifices himself to resurrect one of his fallen teammates. He is then informed by his dead brother that Heaven doesn't actually exist before dying. What?

Powers/Abilities: Manborg's main draw is an arm cannon replacing his right limb.

Weakness: Heavy artillery.

Scariness Factor: 3-Manborg is a walking armory, don't get us wrong, but he's ultimately one of the good guys in this crazy world. With a body of steel and a heart of gold, it's a shame he's not around anymore. Though the less said about the damage he receives, the better.

Trivia: -There is a fake trailer at the end of the film for "Bio-Cop". It has not been done...yet, perhaps.

-This film was made on a budget of about 1,000 Canadian dollars. It's almost surprising how good the film looks with that little money.

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The enemy is nukes! Live from Captain Planet.

In case you don't get it, the rest of his lines will be in German.
Revenge. A most worthless of causes. Except against Nazis.

A shame they cut this from Doom.
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