Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
Evil's already gone global. Time to rub it in...
Three is where you stop. Nobody told them that.
Embrace chaos, even in real life.
"Next, Barney shall bow before me."
Can we call the moon landing fake now?
The answer? We're all damned.
"We're serious! They don't speak for us!"
Could have fooled me!
And probably better than the actual Hitler by way of being a fake.
Duck, you dinosaur! Make that rider of yours go away!
We should probably apologize to George Meiles' next of kin.
THIS TIME, you can say that.