Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
All the while, our faith in this is DESCENDING.
Look out! Disney Executives!
Laugh at how they look and that might be considered a hate crime.
But how can we make it gaudier?
The hero of the film arrives!
"Let's see...you're still following this film?"
Her fake hairdo is more interesting than her!
"You know, we COULD just buy a TV."
Twas a good day to die, good sir.
"Somebody give me something substantial to say. These two are unerving me."