Ride into mediocrity! "Great. I'm the villain again. Brace yourself, everyone." "What do they make these shields out of?! Adamantium?!" Oh. Talk about a game face. "You woke me up for a tiny snack? Fine." Starting off with a heavy metal album cover? The one time the myth calls for Pegasus and he can't even be here! Ack! Man is Lava!
With that, his hand is nothing but a gangrenous mass. "So full of rage! They took out my role in the story and turned me into THIS!" Forgive us if we skip over the racist characters. "SCREW STEAAAAALTH!" "Can we visit Posiedon and Athena next? Just some personal stuff." "Get this stuff off me!" Augustus Gloop, stop!
Might wanna get that head out soon. A true Black Beauty. "I see...at least one actually better sequel. And here I thought it was doom." "So much to buy, so little time." Good luck sleeping tonight.
Too much Red Bull and this might happen! And another Heavy Metal album cover to end this on!
Team Gritty and Awkward Vs. Team Snobby and Awesome. "Hey, Calibos. At least WE got a bigger role." Hey, after every traumatizing experience, you gotta pick up some hobbies, like archery. "Like I said! Bigger role!" He's upset we put him all the way down here. Greek equivalent of a pest problem. "Why did I have to be the BACK head?"