The biggest revelation? A video game movie that rocks! Just came to have a good time, but... Larry, don't bet on your other buddies to show up. "NO MORE HARAMBE JOOOOKES!" Behold. Captain Hook's worst nightmare. "Down, boy. DOWN!" Something-something-last words-fakeout.
This King Kong cartoon reboot is quite something. Shadow of the Stomping. Fans of A*P*E will not be displeased. What? The thing looked like a milkbone to him! Game accuracy be praised! Physics be damned! Dog owners in Florida suddenly have heart-attacks seeing this, for good reason.
And the bigger, the less screen-time. Dwayne's about to rock their worlds (am I fired yet?). Don't bother. We all have that memetastic event in our heads. Ralph and Me. Hooray! Our heroes slaughtered somebody! Don't even bother doing the jaw break on her. Unless you don't value your hands.
War of the Monsters for PS2. Remember. It all started with this. You're supposed to come to your master AFTER he gets out! The queen is rising! Hey, Toho! Remember Varan NOW?! Her life flashed before her cold eyes...and it was rather boring to her.