Alive and full of bippity boppity boo energy! "Remember when I didn't look as good from the original Goosebumps live-action thing?" Kinda like an Earthen police officer (please take no offense). "'sup, ghouls. Wanna get in my ride?" Halloween Happy Havoc! If he hasn't made it clear, Slappy's NOT happy. That ain't your eggsack, ma'am.
We already do, after everything this site's been through. Damn snow squatters. That Oliver and Company reboot is about to get terrifying! You'd think this would earn him the Darwin Award, but... Girl, your army of candy monsters isn't gonna impress him. Me and the boys gonna buy some Reeses Puffs.
The bible of R.L Stine may be disjointed, but... "I want to speak to the manager!" "Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It's off to Hell you go!" Beware! The Blob...that ate everyone.
"Next up, the gas station!"
Feel the terror of piss-yellow magic! The Deadly Mantis Hitchhiker. I have SEVERAL questions. "This may have have been a bad idea. The cake-mix has gone berserk."