Yes. Enough said...enough filmed... Tactical shark! INCOMING! They had to ruin the majesty of the whale shark, now didn't they? Oh, yes. HELL NO.
The taken Shark. It's more toothless than you think. Even our monuments are tired of this happening over and over again. YES. FINALLY. A king of mediocrity vs. an actual king.
Here's how a REAL Sharknado wreaks havoc! Get ready for an instant Darwin award. The Ghostbusters have a really bad day. Do any of these humans look happy to be here a third time? Let alone being at the halfway mark? A giant step back for both species. "FREE US...PLEASE..." The journey through boredom is one that requires a sword. "I AM AN INVINCIBLE UNICORN!" A truer title has never been spoken. Lucy in the sky with sharks.
Don't look back! JUST SWIM! Including the start of wearing down these movies. Every shark needs a moment to think of where their lives went wrong before death. America is the tornado-villain? HOLY CRAP! The audience hasn't awoken yet. Strippers Vs. Sharks? Okay, you have us there. Should have let the dinosaurs take care of the mess. Why is there a gif? DO WE EVEN CARE ANYMORE?! WHY IS THERE A SIMILAR POSTER TO THE FIFTH MOVIE?! I DON'T CAAAAAARE!
Trying to headbutt sense into the humans never works well for both. Is Lady Liberty just that tasty or rage-inducing? Getting mugged gets wetter and bloodier. We are NOT making that a monument, you guys. HELL HAS COME IN THE FORM OF A SHARKNADO AND A SEQUEL! It's already bait for these movies! They're tired of eating brick all the time. Context is important, fellas. Mecha-Shark? Is that you?