“College Creeps”

Films: Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)

Alias: None

Type: Unknown, possibly Ancient

Location: Forest/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of average cattle.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: College is...well, whether it's any different from high school or not depends on where you go to. In this place's case, you won't find a greater source of scum and absolute dickery anywhere else. And that's before the monsters below break out.

History: Long ago in medieval Europe, a brave warrior drove a ferocious monster back into the Earth, where it carved a labyrinth for itself, multiplied, and waited for its brood to rise again. Centuries later, the grounds have become Slaughterhouse School, which also happens to be in support for a large fracking project. Alas, the constant digging into the Earth unleashes a large sinkhole. The monsters are coming back, and tonight, they'll turn this university into a feeding ground.

Notable Kills: One, during the massacre, mutilates a guy's crotch while eating him.

Final Fate: After some survivors end up in the original labyrinth, they ignite the entire place with nothing but a match. The whole place goes up in flames, taking out the monsters, and obliterating the entire university and everything related to the fracking in a massive explosion.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Not entirely fond of light. Aside from that, anything conventional, though they can take considerable abuse.

Scariness Factor: 4-Out of the ground, they came in droves. These half-mole, half-shark, half-reptilian beasts with more teeth than self-preservation and more than enough strength to rip you to shreds. One of them is a bloodbath, but a whole group? Well, there's a reason we probably shouldn't make fracking such a priority.

Trivia: -This film was the first from Stolen Pictures, a production company helmed by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, of which this film stars the former.

-Speaking of those two, the Slaughterhouse School is located in Gloucestershire, the very same country that "Hot Fuzz" takes place in. As if a psychotic neighborhood watch wasn't the worst that place had to offer.


Image Gallery


Hell sleeps not in class!

Why interspecies relations fail HARD.


Scorched Earth-Sadly a perfect strategy.

You should see their Stag Parties.

"My ears burn!"
Awwwwwoooh damn.

Damn student drivers.

They really hate cameras due to...being very shy?

"...hullo!"
Look out, Eddy! There's someone on the road!

The dentist game from Hell.


Can't a queen get privacy?


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