Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
Such pretty lights and alien delights.
The Old Ones have stepped in to pick up their trash.
There are things men was NOT supposed to see!
This is the color AT ITS TAMEST.
Rejoice and despair utterly!
Paranormal Actual Activity.
"NO! NOT THE COLORS! NOT THE COLORS! AAAAAAHHH!"
Seems about normal for him.
Dorothy will be lucky to go to Oz at this point.