Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Neutral



Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate:

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor:


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You'd think the island placement would tell these corporate idiots a thing or two.

But you play Sniper in TF2 all the time!
The FroZen resort was also a failure.

The Valentines Day Massacre, but for zombies.

Running of the Zombies was an even WORSE idea.
"Send...more...tour guides..."

The Gerber Baby, all grown up.
That tagline above isn't exactly untrue. At least we got an ending quicker.

"Tell me I'm still a pretty tourist!"