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Films:

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary:

History:

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate:

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor:

Trivia:

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Answer: A heaping TON, as this series will demonstrate.

Tried to tell him the kool-aid was bad, but noooo.


As if. Look at those decayed fingers!


As well as taking over the Tooth Fairy's job.


The man, the myth, the madman.

Admiral Ackbar's last words...


"My car keys have to be inside this man!"

Ed Gein, what's this about?!


Worst game of Musical Chairs ever.
I told John that making that robotic Jigsaw doll was a bad idea.

John Kramer, upon trying to understand why his franchise keeps chugging on.

Set just for the next director!


A warning to those who think it's all over after 10 or so years...

I didn't know John was into tattoo art!

Nothing innocent or legal comes with a stare like that.
Not sure how a puzzle could fit this entire hand...wait...

Imagine if that machine gave violent wet willies!



Good luck forgetting this trap.

To whoever made that poster...WHY?!


How the mighty have fallen. SPLAT!

Well, that tagline just took a whole new meaning!

Digitally, hopefully.


The franchise (which is never) or the trap?


Haven't heard that one before...

Set for his inevitable battle with Kiryu to see who's a better tortured mech.

I said EAT his heart out! Not hollow it out!

THE INFECTION IS SPREADING!

What the first Pig-Mask must have thought.

And the trails of blood will just get redder from here.
I'd give up crawling away from Hell at this point.

The chains just keep getting tigher.

"Another message? Stop calling me 'Emo Clown'."

And this is one of the tamer traps!

This franchise has enough blood to revive Canada!

How ironic in the very same film that John meets an ignoble death!

The writers, at this point.


A most devilish way of making a title.



Worst smiley tattoo ever.


Trust is hard to come by around these parts.
This had better be a protest.

Did this become the last half of Diamond is Unbreakable?


Nicely crafted, we'll give you that.

Like ending this franchise for good.

The Lord of Chains is-wait, wrong franchise.
Simple. Scream and flip the table over.


He's got a bicicyle for none.

Worst place to find your car keys.


Let's NOT find out!



The Brain that Wouldn't Die 2: Electric Boogaloo.


He/she's been with us for a long time. You can see why we're not fond of this minion.

Stand on your toes! We can't tell what's going on!

The weight of this copyright has torn him apart.

The fanbase is out.
Face it, John. It was an incomplete six and you know it.

Represented by the psyche of a fan who's seen it all.

Every screen, a horrifying reality.

Every screen, a hidden regret.

The abyss always gets reflected on the spritually weak.

Still a pretty tame trap in the end.

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