Location: Civilized Area
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Weakness: Anything conventional.
And tired of Harambe jokes.
Having actual eyes in Asylum movies? Overrated.
I thought we moved past the Anaconda movies!
The terror of Alex the Lion has begun.
Melman and pals snap.
Escape FROM Africa!
"Is that a toy I can play with in my paws?"
Whatever you do, don't mention The Wild in front of him!
"Think I'm cute NOW?!"
And this is one of the tamer traps!
Remember. Made of hair. So, ignoble.
Still a better zoo than the petting zoos that get underfunded.
George the Kaiju was better mannered than this.
A prickly fate for anybody who faces him.
Yes. This really happens...