This F#*$ing poster...represents all that is wrong... Can't go wrong with the herbivores, really. Sir "Not-Really-Appearing-in-this-Film". And get rightfully fragged. Bad movie or not, that roar WILL make you panic. "Brake, brake, brake!"
DIABLOS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. ...WTF? To be fair, Toho DID help with this. Damn G-Rankers. "Damn millennials!" "I want to speak to my agent!"
Sorry dude. It gets worse from here. Featuring this VERY VERY HORNY BLACK DIABLOS. That's not a joke. Look it up. A viable Monster Hunter cover from this movie? What is this monstrosity?! That flaming car is much like the money wasted on this. Everybody's favorite part about hunting the Rathalos! Aside from the poison. "Why...why am I even HERE?! Because it's 2020 and viruses?!"
Monster Hunter, in all of its wretched glory! At least, as this movie thinks it is. Majesty in the name of all this dickery. Come for the beaches, stay for the oversized Diablos. Shara Ishvalda, is that you?! Finally! NO MORE DESERT! Kind of.