Films: Killdozer! (1974)

Alias: None

Type: Alien/Man-Made

Location: Desert

Height/Weight: That of an average bulldozer.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: You can possess anything you want, right? So if that's true, why in the whole mother of f*ck did you possess one of the slowest vehicles around?! The logic, there is none. Just accept it, y'all.

History: A malevolent spiritual alien came to Earth in a meteor. After landing on an African island, the alien took an interest in some of the construction equipment there. It went with a Caterpillar D9 bulldozer, and began carving a path of destruction. Really slow destruction.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Eventually, Killdozer is lead off into the way of an electrical generator. The sheer shock is enough to exorcise the alien from the machine, and fizzle it out.

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Electricity.

Scariness Factor: 1.5-Too big for ambush, too slow for pursuit. We cannot state how truly awful this decision was on the alien's part. The only thing dumber than this would be if a possessed piece of bedroom furniture was the vil-oh wait...

Trivia: -An 80's rock band from Wisconsin is named "Killdozer".

-Bulldozers have their beginnings in the 20's, known as "tractor attachments". Their treaded movement and versatility was what inspired the invention of the WWI armored tank.