Films: Creepozoids (1987)
Location: Haunted home
Height/Weight: That of average humans.
Affiliation: Neutral, leaning on Evil
Summary: Thrust into the end times, surrounded by radiation, what do you do? Head into the nearest abandoned facility and hope to God that no mutations call it home. Have fun praying.
History: The year is...1998...the time after nuclear war has ruined everything. The few survivors in LA decide to converge in an abandoned science facility to wait out the acid rains. Little do they know that this place was host to an ill-fated experiment to create a creature that could replicate its own amino acids, therefore eradicating any need to eat. Sadly, they got left with a monster that seems to kill for the heck of it.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Final Fate: After the Creepozoid is hit in the neck with a syringe carrying a deadly drug, it keels over, but not before birthing an inexplicably humanoid killer baby that survives getting strangled later.
Powers/Abilities: Immune to any firearm, futuristic or not.
Weakness: Deadly injections.
Scariness Factor: 2.5-This thing looks like a guy flailing about in a shoddy Halloween costume meant to evoke a pseudo-Xenomorph. And that baby just veers this film into absolute nonsense.
Trivia: -The director of this film was David DeCoteau, who we can thank for gracing the world of cinema with a metric ton of homoerotic films and...sigh..."A Talking Cat?!".
-They filmed this in an actual LA warehouse for fifteen days.