Films: Microwave Massacre (1983)
Location: Haunted home
Height/Weight: That of an average human.
Summary: Most killers just savor the hunt, and especially the kill. Donald here just wants something to eat after being starved of flavor for so long, and happens to be a complete putz about it.
History: Donald was an unhappy man constantly forced to eat increasingly awful food due to his wife trying to appear classier than she was. One day, he accidentally killed her with a bludgeon, and after accidentally eating a bit of her, he realizes that man-meat is the best meat he's had in ages. So he decides to kill some more and feed their remains to the giant microwave his wife bought.
Notable Kills: Nothing special.
Final Fate: Donald’s death is an anticlimax, as he perishes due to a heart attack at the peak of his meat-serving career. Oh, and his wife's head is still alive.
Weakness: Anything conventional, cholestoral
Scariness Factor: 2-Altogether, despite his grizzly mutilations, he's one of the most bumbling cannibals we've ever seen. Most of his cravings come from proper food deprivation, and he's just to dumb to be truly afraid of.
Trivia: -Donald was the final role of Jackie Vernon, who voiced Frosty the Snowman in the Rankin/Bass holiday specials.
-They actually considered Rodney Dangerfield as the actor for Donald at one point, but he demanded a salary too great for him.