"The Ninja Turtles get evicted"

Films: Alligator (1980)

Alias: None

Type: Mutant

Location: Civilized area/Lake

Height/Weight: That of a small car.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: There's an old myth going around that in the sewers, there are alligators lurking about. Total hogwash...unless it's only a temporary home for them. Just hope none of them are as big and hungry as Ramone.

History: A hapless adopted baby alligator named Ramone was flushed by a girl's dad and into the sewers of Florida. Meanwhile, the corpses of dogs injected with growth formula are being dumped there to. Naturally, Ramone gets a taste of it, and grows big enough to eat people and break free into civilization.

Notable Kills: That pool kill. Imagine Captain Hook's plight, except it isn't funny in the slightest.

Final Fate: After crashing a wedding and killing some a-holes, Ramone is rewarded with a bomb to the face and the entire sewer system going up in flames. Alas, another baby gator is just waiting to make the same mistakes again...

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Anything conventional, but explosives work best.

Scariness Factor: 4-Ramone isn't the fastest on land, but he's deadly in the dark or in the water. Impressive effects make him doubly effective in the former.

Trivia: -The largest alligator was Deinosuchus, a Cretaceous crocodilian said to have a bite force greater even than the dominant theropod dinosaurs of its time, like Tyrannosaurus.

-The myth of sewer-dwelling alligators goes about as far as the 1920s, mainly in New York. It somewhat falls flat when one considers that the sewers are too cold for any gator to thrive at all.


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There were CHUD down there...they're no longer around...


Did mustard spill on his snout?
"OH, YEAH!"

Oh, yes! A comedy with plenty of characters, including a child, dying horrible deaths!

Yeah...we've got nothing. What the hell, director?
Uh, sir...look right behind you and you might want to start running even beforehand.


The worst wedding since any Kardashian one.
Even in the sewer, impatience goes forth.

Leatherhead's career started off slow before his humanoid phase.

"Want some?"


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