“Hitmen Dollmen”

Films: Blood Dolls (1999)

Alias: Pimp, Sideshow, and Ms. Fortune

Type: Man-Made

Location: Haunted home

Height/Weight: That of small cats.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: This is all we needed. A bunch more killer toys going around like they own the joint. Just...when will it stop? Oh well, at least this one knew to stop at one film.

History: Virgil Travis was a test-tube baby with a face so deformed that he has to hide it behind a creepy mask. He's a master of biological science, but he's got a lot of enemies he'd love to crush. Also, he kidnapped an all-girl rock band to fulfill his sick desires. Now, he's created a new breed of killer to off his enemies. They are the Blood Dolls, Pimp, Sideshow, and Ms. Fortune. But even they might grow tired of Virgil's constant need for vengeance...

Notable Kills: Nothing special

Final Fate: Eventually, after Virgil reveals his tiny head to the love he's pursuing, she rejects him, and Virgil has the dolls kill her while he commits suicide via poison gas. The rock band and the dolls escape together, the latter apparently pretty chill with letting some people go.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-Once again, creepy toys. Once again, crafty and murderous. Though it is nice to see that they are capable of showing mercy. Sideshow even gave those girls a thumbs up when they departed!

Trivia: -Pimp managed to get a toy based off his likeness. The commercial needs to be seen to be believed.

-The other ending to this film had the woman admit that she still liked Vergil for his evilness, and they promptly hooked up to terrorize everyone.


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