“Home Alone and Dead”

Films: Mikey (1992)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Haunted home/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average child.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: It's almost ridiculous how young people can be before they give themselves into pure evil. But whatever the case, it's hard to commit someone no older than ten...

History: Mikey has a long history of going from one foster family to the next, and no one can figure out why. The only speculation of his past is that he was abused by his real family. Aside from that, the truth is that his foster families keep dying at his hands, all because no one can tolerate his borderline-psychotic behavior. Oh, and he's really good at lying.

Notable Kills: Fires a sizeable marble at a guy's forehead, complete with awkward slow-motion. Also, he made his little sister trip off a diving board and drown.

Final Fate: After arranging all of his victims at a dinner table, he has the whole house go up in flames, presumably with him caught in the explosion. Then a boy named Josh shows up looking for adoption, heavily implied to actually be Mikey...

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-Mikey is a brat, and a killer. Nothing we haven't seen yet, but the level at which he gets away with it all is phenomenal. A person with all of those violent and devious crimes would have been committed already.

Trivia: -To this day, this film remains banned in the UK, unlike a lot of films kind of like it.

-Mikey was played by Brian Bonsall, who eventually left acting to form an obscure rock band known as the Late Bloomers.


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And their pasts put this brat to shame.
When he runs out of dolls, guess who he'll inflict this on next...
Handy Mandy is about ready to call it quits after seeing this.
There's no tech like low-tech for killer tots.


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