“Agent Trailblazer”

Films: Murdercycle (1999)

Alias: None

Type: Alien

Location: Desert/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average motorcycle.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: After that vampiric road hog from a few years before this, you're probably wondering if it can get weirder. Well it...can't. But this does come close.

History: After the government got its hands on an alien artifact, those aliens got a bit mad with us not sharing. So they sent something via meteorite and had it assimilate a biker and his motorcycle, merging them into one and giving the aliens a new weapon. A murdercycle, if we will. Now, it's storming the government bases looking for its prize and blasting all that oppose it.

Notable Kills: Nothing special

Final Fate: The Murdercycle is eventually stopped when the artifact its looking for is thrown its direction, and then someone shoots it, blowing it and the bike up. No fair! Those guys had a psychic on their team!

Powers/Abilities: The Murdercycle comes equipped with mounted laser guns.

Weakness: Heavy artillery.

Scariness Factor: 4-The vampiric motorcycle was one thing, but now we have what might as well be a tank coming at you at top speed. Sure, it misses a lot, but you don't want to be that guy when it lands its mark. Then again, if we gave it back its artifact, maybe things would have been settled faster.

Trivia: -This film's production dates all the way back to the 80s, with it being called "Battle Bikes" instead. Only concept art was used from that to make this.

-Oddly, all of the main characters are named after people who worked for Marvel Comics, such as Kirby and Frazetta.


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For just a desert. Not a city, mind you.
The lone alien rider.
Who gave the Cylon that thing?!


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