“A real Hell's Angel”

Films: I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

Alias: None

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average motorcycle.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Motorcycles. You either really like them or you really hate them. There's rarely an in-between. But one thing’s for certain. Even the most die-hard road hog fan would want nothing to do with this metal monster.

History: After some bikers killed a Satanist, his soul inherited one of their bikes, which was soon lost to them. Now, it's in the care of a random greaser who has no idea what kind of metal beast he just repaired. Soon, we got a bike that doesn't need a rider. Just an unquenchable appetite for blood.

Notable Kills: Any of them. It's a bike that can impale you, run you over, and rev its wheel on you. It's as absurd as it sounds.

Final Fate: Through a combination of a sun lamp, garlic smell, and crosses, the motorcycle is melted into slag. But then the greaser cuts himself and the blood lands on the bike's fuel tank…

Powers/Abilities: Can grow spikes, drive without needing anyone at the helm, and shoot crossbow darts.

Weakness: Hates holy objects, anything that smells like garlic, and bright lights.

Scariness Factor: 4-When you get past the absurdity of it all, this vampiric bike is a nightmare. It can outrun a car, it's constantly thinking of ways to get at your blood, and it just won't stop until you make sure that it's truly dead. If Dracula wanted a cycle, tell him we found it.

Trivia: -The vampire motorcycle was a modified 850cc Norton Commando.

-Rather amusingly, one of the motorcycle's sound effects got wiped by accident, so they had to record the sounds of a totally different bike to make up for it.


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The horrors of the past are now living the dream!

How does this wretched thing lap up the blood with a face like that?
From Hell, he was forged!

You wanna toss garlic while you're at it?

Nice leather, I'll say that.

"You say you want to ride me, but you never commit!"


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