“The Yautja's lament”

Films: Alien 3000 (2004)

Alias: None

Type: Alien

Location: Cave/Forest/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Aliens are a lot like humans. They will oftentimes place extreme value on things for almost no reason at all apart from "it looks pretty". At least, that's what we think some aliens are like. Like this cavern-dwelling upstart.

History: Somewhere in the forests of America, there is a cave full of golden treasures. But beware, because somehow, a stowaway alien has been lurking in there, and will kill anything and anyone who dares enter. And after a while, the government gets involved, triggering a rampage across the quarry.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After getting careened off a car, blown into the sky, and pretty much taking one Hell of a beating, the alien is finally brought down after a (rather violent) decapitation via golden sword. However, just when things start to settle down, a massive mothership shows up, bringing forth an army's worth of aliens...

Powers/Abilities: Amazingly resilient and invisibility.

Weakness: Excesst trauma will eventually catch up with it.

Scariness Factor: 3-An invisible alien is scary, especially when it looks like a fanged insectoid man on crack. But sadly, the CGI used is laughable, and seeing this guy fly across the field after taking a grenade is more than a bit amusing.

Trivia: -This was actually a sequel to a 2001 film known as "Unseen Evil", but pretty much everything that happened in that film is made clear in the beginning of this one.

-Although this film was released in 2004 in Russia, it came to the U.S. in 2005, and Japan in 2006.

Image Gallery

Well, he's not as camera shy. We'll give him that.
Aaaaand now, here comes the rip-off out...in THREE ways!
Uh...something happened to your lips.

ACK! Killer terrible CGI!