“A lazier laser”

Films: Alien Rampage (2001)

Alias: None

Type: Alien

Location: Eldritch location/Forest/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Alien invasions don't always have to be so grandiose. Sometimes, all it takes is one alien to throw an entire town into a blind panic. Even if that alien isn't particularly good at his craft.

History: A small Maryland town is about to get a nasty surprise when not only does an alien cyborg show up to wreak havoc, but he also entraps the whole place in a deadly electric force field. Now, the town is his hunting ground, and on the off-chance that he can aim, people are going to die.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After a person successfully infiltrates the alien’s ship, the place is rigged to blow up. It does right before it can take off, the alien being taken with it. However, we also happen to have an alien/human hybrid, and she's still alive...

Powers/Abilities: Comes with a built-in laser, and is immune to bullets.

Weakness: Heavy artillery.

Scariness Factor: 2.5-Bless the make-up artists for trying, but there's simply not too much scary about this slightly more elaborate Halloween costume of an alien stiffly walking about shooting wildly at everything while maybe hitting someone every 25 shots or so.

Trivia: -For some reason, this film was oftentimes billed as a sequel to "The Alien Factor". Then again, they do share the same director, Don Dohler, so it's not entirely implausible.

-The alien was played by Billy Ulrich, who's only other role we can find was in 2013's "7 Sins of the Vampire".

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