“Jungle jumble”

Films: Boa... Nguu yak! (2006)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Jungle/River/Mountains

Height/Weight: Three times that of a bus.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: Killer snake movies will be around until the world ends. People just cannot seem to get enough of seeing serpents go around squeezing and/or biting the life out of everything. Not that we don't understand the reason why.

History: Deep within the jungles of Thailand, two massive boa constrictors reside. They have been defied by ancient civilizations, but that doesn't stop people from venturing into their territory. In this case, a bunch of teenagers came to do a movie. Now, the snakes are about to get human food after so long.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: The first boa is sliced through the jaw in half. The other constricts a helicopter, loses its balance, and goes tumbling off a cliff to its explosive demise.

Powers/Abilities: These boas have enough strength to crush steel.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 2.5-A couple of giant snakes that have incredible strength aaaaaannnnnddddd the CGI is crap. I don't know how much longer I can do this. Seeing otherwise intimidating monsters let down like this.

Trivia: -Despite receiving American titles, this film has yet to be localized in the U.S.

-This film was also known as "Constrictor", and "Anaconda Adventures" in India.

Image Gallery

"Why won't this bird stop exploding?!"

"You know how much I hate melodrama! Just make up!"

"Human! Why do I have a feeling I'm about to regret my life choices?"
Constrictor is probably a neutral term for his being.

As if Titanboa rose from the depths.
Horrifying, but I can't stop watching.

The Prehistoric Boa was only the start...

"This one's a big bird! Time to sate myself for months!"