“Pinata whacks you”

Films: Pinata-Survival Island (2002)

Alias: None

Type: Mystical

Location: Forest

Height/Weight: Goes from that of an average taller to slightly more than an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Pinatas. You made a film about killer pinatas. Or at least, that's what you want us to think. We all know that's just an off-brand idol of evil. There was no need to trade this things potential for its dignity.

History: Long ago, a tribe on a faraway tropical island transplanted all of their vices and sins into a stone idol, and cast it to sea. Now, it has returned to that island, washed ashore just in time for a group of reality TV show contestants to stupidly break it open. Alas, out comes a malevolent pinata demon dead set on killing everyone.

Notable Kills: Loves beating people to horrible death with a stick, but he also manages to smash a girl's head in with a shovel and literally rip someone else's nuts off!

Final Fate: After causing much havoc around the island, the demon pinata is brought down by a simple Molotov cocktail.

Powers/Abilities: Can buff itself up with all of its pent-up evil in order to pursue and kill prey easier. But for the most part, it relies on resilience and strength

Weakness: Heavy artillery.

Scariness Factor: 2.5-It's a little hard to be intimidated by this diminutive little bastard. The CGI is really bad, his appearance reeks of a Halloween decoration, and he's deceptively easy to kill. That said, when he does get his hands one someone, you can bet they're not going to die smoothly.

Trivia: -In spite of what some think, pinatas actually came from China, not Spain. They were made in the shape of livestock, and used as a tradition for the new year so that there would be a plentiful harvest. The contents were usually seeds that were then burnt to good luck ashes.

-This film's original title was just "Demon Island", which may have honestly helped it save face better than it did.

Image Gallery

KILLED off, you swine!

Worst couple's retreat ever.

"Already digged your graves! Wanna die willfully?"

They don't call it Demon Island for nothing.