“Dork dark fantasy”

Films: Dragon (2006)

Alias: None

Type: Mystical

Location: Forest

Height/Weight: That of a small building.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: Imagine if someone took his less-than-stellar DnD campaign, and made it into a movie. Then you have this utter guff with weak-ass story and an even weaker-ass dragon.

History: Long ago, a war broke out between the humans and the Dark Elves in the forest of Sidhe. A sorceress attempted to create a dragon to quell the elves, but ended up making a monster that kills regardless of whatever side they're on. Now the dragon has taken over Sidhe, and only Princess Alora and pals can stop it.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After a couple of failed attempts, the dragon is finally brought down when Alora is given the time to jam a spear into its heart. At the same time, the sorceress dies from her connection to the beast.

Powers/Abilities: Fire-breathing, resilient hide.

Weakness: The soft underbelly.

Scariness Factor: 2-This dragon may be big, but aside from that, it's something of a joke. The CGI is beyond terrible, and sometimes it maintains a rather goofy expression when facing the viewer. Not the Asylum's best foot forward.

Trivia: -This film was released just before "Eragon" to cash in on it. Not surprisingly, it didn't work.

-Sidhe is actually the Irish word for the phrase "mound of Earth". This phrase was used to describe what people thought were the homes of the Aos Si, or Sidhe people. They were basically fairies.

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