“LARPer Madness”

Films: Knights of Badassdom (2013)

Alias: None

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: LARPing is an...interesting hobby. Some people are just really into doing medieval-style RPGs in a big way. To which we say good for them. Just hope that they know what they're getting themselves into when crap like this happens.

History: A bunch of LARP enthusiasts, down on their luck and constantly bullied by paintball jocks, decide to come together for a truly immersive experience away from all their troubles. Unfortunately, one of them unknowingly recites an ancient Enochian spell that brings forth a succubus greatly resembling one's ex-girlfriend, Beth. As she kills the LARPers one-by-one, the rest realize that they are no longer playing pretend.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After they accidentally turn the succubus into a demonic monster, she goes on the warpath, attacking LARPer and paintballer alike. But she is finally brought down when one of the LARPers recites a demon-banishing encantation...through HEAVY METAL! Thus, a combination of lightning and Peter Dinklage in a knight costume send the monster back to Hell.

Powers/Abilities: Near-invulnerability.

Weakness: Certain spells, particularly if it's done in song form.

Scariness Factor: 4-As a humanoid, "Beth" is a violent seductress with plenty of bodies at her feet. But then magic goes wrong, and her new form, while a bit evocative of a Power Rangers villain, is still nonetheless a grotesque demon. Seeing it effortlessly massacre people is not pretty, to say the least.

Trivia: -Director Joe Lynch wants nothing to do with the final product, seeing how it was mercilessly re-edited and delayed by execs.

-At one point, the monster is believed to be a Mind Flayer by a panicked LARPer. This is of course ignoring the fact that D&D Mind Flayers look more like anthropomorphic cephalopod sorcerers than they do demons. Also, do not google with filters off. NSFW all the way.

Image Gallery

Still a better finale than Game of Thrones.
Nope. We're screwed.
A lustful and deadly moonlit sonata.

We'd make a 'Time of the Month' joke, but...
It'd be really awkward if this is just how they have sex.