“South Smack-ota”

Films: Bigfootd (2012)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Forest/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: Twice that of an average elephant.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: Oi vey, another bigfoot movie. Hey wait, this one's actually quite huge! A throwback to when those were a thing? Perhaps. Either way, don't come in expecting "King Kong"-level visuals. Or any good level of writing.

History: In the forests of South Dakota, people are dying mysteriously. As it turns out, increased human activity has angered the local bigfoot living in the woods. Now, everyone who dares enter the beast's quiet domain will stand a decent chance of being crushed, eaten, tossed, or some combination. There are those who wish to see it live, and others that want it dead.

Notable Kills: Many people end up on the business end of the bigfoot's...foot.

Final Fate: The bigfoot is chased all the way to the top of Mount Rushmore. After some time, an air strike obliterates the monument (good, keep it that way), and sends the bigfoot falling to its death.

Powers/Abilities: Deceptively agile and durable.

Weakness: Heavy artillery.

Scariness Factor: 3-This is by far the angriest-looking bigfoot we have ever seen. With a perpetually pissed expression and his big teeth constantly exposed, it can be easy to be just a little intimidated. But alas, this cryptid is just more proof that the workaholics at the Asylum cannot animate to save their lives, as the creature's cheap CGI look and jerky movements smash the poor suspension of disbelief.

Trivia: -This film was also known as "Monster" and "Black Hills".

-South Dakota actually doesn't have that many bigfoot sightings, with only 19 confirmed ones as of now.

Image Gallery

Bigfoot hits the big time.

Pretty sure he's roaring in agony, guy.

"You don't understand! They paid me to sculpt King Kong onto here!"
Room for more presidents? Right?

"Take that, logging equipment!"

"It is as I am burned and scarred that I realize I may have overreacted."

Of all days to break out the Bigfoot Business suit...

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"