“Battle of the Depraved”

Films: Dahmer Vs. Gacy (2010)

Alias: None

Type: Man-Made

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: It's something out of a nightmare. Two of the most vile, unrestrained, morally bankrupt serial killers of modern history being unleashed upon the world once more. But it's very much real, and they're not too fond of each other either.

History: Because some people are just fatally stupid, some guys in a forgotten lab tried to make the ultimate killing machine by making a clone from the DNA of famed killers Jeffery Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy. Then they escaped. Then they started to spread murder and mayhem across Los Angeles like never before. But the two are rather quick to get competitive with each other when it comes to the fine art of serial killing, and it soon escalates into all-out war between them. Also, there’s hicks and ninjas in this movie, just thought we'd point that out.

Notable Kills: Dahmer stabs a person in the head while she's...giving head.

Final Fate: Ultimately, Dahmer wins the stupid dick-measuring competition by default when another cloned killer, X-13, stabs Gacy through the mouth with a corncob. Dahmer himself is stabbed with a cob in the heart by the same guy before the hick shows up to blast him with a shotgun. Then it's revealed that a clone of Charles Manson is on the loose...

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 2.5-Their acting leaves a lot to be desired, but hey, they're still some of the most feared urban killers. Then again, we're pretty sure, in spite of how violent they are, they make sure that the actual Dahmer and Gacy are rolling in their graves. Not that we mind.

Trivia: -Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was also known as The Milwaukee Monster for a reason. Across more than a decade, he killed about 17 people before being arrested and beaten to death by other inmates. He was known for occasionally eating the corpses, or even having his way with them!

-As for John Wayne Gacy, this Killer Clown killed about 33 people (as far as we know) before being sentenced to death. He often worked as a clown, and his typical way of killing was to lure people into his home under the pretense of performing magic tricks. A lot of his victims were very young, and one was even thought to have been sexually assaulted first.

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